OwlGouache and oil crayon
on wrapping paper, 2008
(detail of a larger painting)
Posted for Inspire Me Thursday's Owl.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Owl
OwlGouache and oil crayon
on wrapping paper, 2008
(detail of a larger painting)
Posted for Inspire Me Thursday's Owl.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Human
For A.B. as usual
She had on a smile occasionally
and sang a little bit.
Maybe she's in love with somebody.
But me it would be not.
– Len "Takes Her Home" Blumfeld
Posted for 'human' at Sunday Scribblings.
Written in a somewhat epigonal vein running from Amaru to about Rabindranath Tagore.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Blumfeld interviewed by Psychotic News
PN: Thanks for the opportunity to interview you, Mr. B.
LB: Call me Len, please.
PN: Mr. B., you told us that you have a history of being invisible...
LB: Yes, that happens sometimes.
PN: What happens exactly?
LB: I'm among people and say something, and it's as if I wasn't even there, or in a different time slot.
PN: That sounds quite speculative. What about the other people – do you see them?
LB: Yes, they seem quite normal to me.
PN: And you consider yourself the abnormal one?
LB: Yes.
PN: Like you're not fit to be around the human race?
LB: Yes.
PN: Has it occurred to you that you might be an alien?
LB: Alien, yes, but not an alien.
PN: ...
LB: You were saying?
PN: ...
LB: Yes?
PN: Mr. Blumfeld, where are you? Are you there? Hello?
LB: (can obviously no longer be seen or heard)
PN: This, dear audience, was the interview with Leonard Blumfeld – a man who said he had illusions of invisibility and who indeed has become invisible.
– Len "No See" Blumfeld
LB: Call me Len, please.
PN: Mr. B., you told us that you have a history of being invisible...
LB: Yes, that happens sometimes.
PN: What happens exactly?
LB: I'm among people and say something, and it's as if I wasn't even there, or in a different time slot.
PN: That sounds quite speculative. What about the other people – do you see them?
LB: Yes, they seem quite normal to me.
PN: And you consider yourself the abnormal one?
LB: Yes.
PN: Like you're not fit to be around the human race?
LB: Yes.
PN: Has it occurred to you that you might be an alien?
LB: Alien, yes, but not an alien.
PN: ...
LB: You were saying?
PN: ...
LB: Yes?
PN: Mr. Blumfeld, where are you? Are you there? Hello?
LB: (can obviously no longer be seen or heard)
PN: This, dear audience, was the interview with Leonard Blumfeld – a man who said he had illusions of invisibility and who indeed has become invisible.
– Len "No See" Blumfeld
Monday, June 22, 2009
Up the creek without a paddle
Has that ever happened to you?
You were paddling along just fine downriver, with one useful but unloved paddle in one hand and about half of another paddle somewhere in between hand and bush, when that unloved paddle became too unloved and the longing for the half-paddle became more important?
Eventually, you got disgruntled enough to discard the unloved albeit useful paddle, suddenly found yourself going upriver, and the half-paddle turned out to be entirely elusive?
OK, so I'm talking in riddles here, but the situation is pretty clear: up shit creek without a paddle.
Scared shitless and almost willing to turn around again to grasp for what might remain of the unloved paddle...
– Len "Master of Self-Inflicted Riddles" Blumfeld
You were paddling along just fine downriver, with one useful but unloved paddle in one hand and about half of another paddle somewhere in between hand and bush, when that unloved paddle became too unloved and the longing for the half-paddle became more important?
Eventually, you got disgruntled enough to discard the unloved albeit useful paddle, suddenly found yourself going upriver, and the half-paddle turned out to be entirely elusive?
OK, so I'm talking in riddles here, but the situation is pretty clear: up shit creek without a paddle.
Scared shitless and almost willing to turn around again to grasp for what might remain of the unloved paddle...
– Len "Master of Self-Inflicted Riddles" Blumfeld
Sunday, June 21, 2009
In honor of Ali Akbar Khan
Ali Akbar Khan, one of the most celebrated Indian musicians and great master of the sarod, passed away on June 18, 2009, in California, aged 87. Hear and see him perform raag Marwa on Youtube:
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Grey June day
It's a grey day out there
with grey feelings
Was there ever anything real?
What's real is this tepid weather
come from somewhere up north,
possibly Iceland
Feelings iced over,
so to speak
I myself am grey enough
not to be noticed
– Len "Grey" Blumfeld
An uninvited guest from up north for Totally Optional Prompts. All à propos and razor-edge-of-time, including the fact that a child I like a lot did not appear to see me at all this morning.
with grey feelings
Was there ever anything real?
What's real is this tepid weather
come from somewhere up north,
possibly Iceland
Feelings iced over,
so to speak
I myself am grey enough
not to be noticed
– Len "Grey" Blumfeld
An uninvited guest from up north for Totally Optional Prompts. All à propos and razor-edge-of-time, including the fact that a child I like a lot did not appear to see me at all this morning.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Donnie and Geronimo, youthful warriors
“It was such a dreary day. You looked just as dreary.”
“And that’s why you embraced me? Even though you know I have no tolerance for embraces!”
“Oh, knock off that intolerance crap! You’re just timid, and that human touch created turmoil such as you’ve never felt before.”
“Next thing you’re going to tell me that I love you!”
“Precisely that, you timid fool.”
– Leonard Blumfeld (© 2009)
Written around Dreary, Embrace and Timid from 3WW.
“And that’s why you embraced me? Even though you know I have no tolerance for embraces!”
“Oh, knock off that intolerance crap! You’re just timid, and that human touch created turmoil such as you’ve never felt before.”
“Next thing you’re going to tell me that I love you!”
“Precisely that, you timid fool.”
– Leonard Blumfeld (© 2009)
Written around Dreary, Embrace and Timid from 3WW.
Denouement
I edited my story.
Now it's all happy endings.
Everyone's happy about their happy endings.
Even those that died are happy
because they died happy deaths.
How about that.
- Len "Frenchy" Blumfeld
Written for One Single Impression and Denouement.
Now it's all happy endings.
Everyone's happy about their happy endings.
Even those that died are happy
because they died happy deaths.
How about that.
- Len "Frenchy" Blumfeld
Written for One Single Impression and Denouement.
Monday, May 25, 2009
I dropped it, I dropped it
A tisket, a tasket,
a tiny little basket
You say: What was in it?
I say: A minute
– Leonard “Chaz” Blumfeld
Written for One Single Impression’s dropped and for Totally Optional Prompts’ song lyrics. Alludes, of course, to the Ella Fitzgerald ditty from 1938 which, in turn, alluded to a much older American nursery rhyme.
a tiny little basket
You say: What was in it?
I say: A minute
– Leonard “Chaz” Blumfeld
Written for One Single Impression’s dropped and for Totally Optional Prompts’ song lyrics. Alludes, of course, to the Ella Fitzgerald ditty from 1938 which, in turn, alluded to a much older American nursery rhyme.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Paradox
Paradoxically, tolerance must also be intolerant.
It cannot tolerate intolerance.
– Len "All of a Sudden Wise" Blumfeld
Posted for Tolerance at One Single Impression.
It cannot tolerate intolerance.
– Len "All of a Sudden Wise" Blumfeld
Posted for Tolerance at One Single Impression.
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