“A little backbone once in a while wouldn’t cheapen your dangle,” she said with a twinkle in her eye.
I’d just apologized to the waiter for the fact that she had ordered a Dos Equis and that he had brought her a Tres Equis.
When, in fact, I was pretty sure she’d said Tres Equis.
Now what the hell was her meaning?
Which is exactly what I asked her.
“It means that you should learn to stand up to some people, my dear man. And it would not hurt that swagger of yours I love so much,” she laughed and slapped me in the area of my bum – which she couldn’t quite get to because we were seated.
Reading between the lines is sometimes difficult.
What she really was trying to say might be, “Stand up to others as much as you like, but be wax in my dainty little hands.”
However, there definitely had been some innuendo in the dangle.
So that I was not entirely surprised when she suggested going back to our room after a while.
– Leonard Blumfeld (© 2016)
Written around the words backbone, cheapen and dangle from 3WW.
I’d just apologized to the waiter for the fact that she had ordered a Dos Equis and that he had brought her a Tres Equis.
When, in fact, I was pretty sure she’d said Tres Equis.
Now what the hell was her meaning?
Which is exactly what I asked her.
“It means that you should learn to stand up to some people, my dear man. And it would not hurt that swagger of yours I love so much,” she laughed and slapped me in the area of my bum – which she couldn’t quite get to because we were seated.
Reading between the lines is sometimes difficult.
What she really was trying to say might be, “Stand up to others as much as you like, but be wax in my dainty little hands.”
However, there definitely had been some innuendo in the dangle.
So that I was not entirely surprised when she suggested going back to our room after a while.
– Leonard Blumfeld (© 2016)
Written around the words backbone, cheapen and dangle from 3WW.
