Kiss your own palm
ecstatically while LOL
and jumping up and down
– Leonard Blumfeld (© 2023)
Notes
Gestural cloning is an essential part of (aspiring to) social media popularity. The above poem is based on one such gesture observed today. Do it, post it on tiktok (or wherever) immediately and get popularity!
For anyone unfamiliar with messaging abbreviations: LOL does not mean “lots of love” but “laughing out loud”. Seems to happen all the time in messages.
For purists: No, I did not quite follow the syllable count and don’t really GAFF.
