The fucked-up love life fib

The
man
needs to
be active
so he can forget
about his fucked-up love life. Yeah.

– Leonard “Fucked Up” Blumfeld (© 2009)

They like each other / a true picture

Is that a cow?
No, too small.
Holy cow, it is a llama.
And that little animal next to it?
Holy pig, it is a pig.
A llama cuddling with a pig
in the Bavarian Alps,
how about that.

– Leonard “Vicaricator” Blumfeld (© 2009)

An actual experience (my daughter's) retold vicariously.