Maximum efficiency, multitasking, whatnot!
Utterances of existence spat out, so to spit, on the run.
The roving, raging, ranting reporter.
So why's this so lame & tame?
I'll tell you, Lem, because it don't have nothin' to tell!
Said some critical alter ego with a firmly grounded eye.
By the way: the weather is laudable, even though a bit reticent with warmth.